Even Uwe Boll, renowned director of dirt video game movies such as Alone in the Dark, is dunking on Borderlands

Well, at least it wasn’t an Uwe Boll-directed video game adaptation.

‘Join in on the fun,’ I’d say, but he messed it all up when he stated anyone wishes he directed Borderlands.

Needless to say, that’s a massive flop, the kind that instantly kills any hope of ever sequelising a movie.