Following yesterday’s Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance post, we have received a number of letters wishing to know more about the “rules of nature” that I–and so many others–shout about any time someone mentions the game.
So remember: keep your robodog on a leash during lambing season, open then close gates rather than shredding them in slow motion, don’t spill nanomachines or spine juice near streams, don’t pet Gekkos no matter how cute their mooing is, and if you absolutely must dice a robodino do collect all the pieces afterwards.
Seeing as 2018 is the year of Revengeance, it’s only sensible to brush up.