GTA 6 is coming in 2025, but so is a Goro Majima pirate adventure, and if they're both as good as I hope, I'm liable to be a big, sticky mess

But, if there’s anything I trust to cut through despite that and still find a way to be memorable, it’s this game.

GTA 6 is a thing people were losing sleep over the night after GTA 5 came out.

Frankly, having only seen one trailer so far, I’ve got no idea, aside from the introduction of some Florida man weirdness.