New Jesus sim will let you do all the best Jesus stuff in first-person

I Am Jesus Christ is more than just a walking-on-water simulator The publisher of Cooking Simulator, Car Mechanic Simulator, Thief Simulator VR, and other simulation-style PC games is releasing a sim of godlike proportions: It’s called I Am Jesus Christ and it puts you into the humble sandals of Jesus of Nazareth himself, letting you perform dozens of first-person miracles.

A new trailer for I Am Jesus Christ showcases a greatest hits of New Testament miracles: Jesus cures the blind, spawns fish until a hungry peasant’s bucket overflows, and even walks on water to command a stormy sea to obey him.

As first-person savior games go, I Am Jesus Christ looks pretty good, at least in the visuals department.