Everyone has their favourite Mario Kart character to play as, but is there really a best option?
From there, it’s process of narrowing down the best for different playstyles, which can alternatively favour speed or acceleration.
You have options, then, for who is best. But there are still some characters who are just always overshadowed (and yes, Koopa Trooper, that includes you).
Helpfully, 19th century French polymath Vilfredo Pareto has a clever solution to do just that, and Mayerowitz used it to plot the best outcomes.